Shump

A shower and a dump at the same time. Shumps usually take place in the handicap showers at the pool that double as toilet stalls. The shumping process usually consists of the subject stripping down naked, grabbing the detachable shower head, and holding it over themselves as they drop logs. It's also environmentally friendly as long as you're not in California because the shower head can double as a bidet.

Jake: "Hey man, where were you?"
Tim: "I was taking a massive shump. Dude, my asshole has never felt cleaner."
Jake: "Holy bejesus, I gotta try that some time!"

by Shwifty Supreme October 12, 2015

Shump

When you see your friend from a few feet away and as you go to shake his hand this awkward moment happens he gives you a fist bump, and you end up putting your hand on his fist.

WTF did you just Shump me

Dam Dat Boy just Shumped me

What a shump he tried to shake my bump

by Srfaloha January 24, 2017

Shumper

A jumper and a shirt in one. Defined as a thin jumper so as can be used as a shirt or a jumper.

Its washing day so I'm wearing my shumper.

by Vampyre September 5, 2004

shumate

Noun- (shoe- mate) - A person who insists on following a group of people or person every where they go. Is notorious for spontaneously appearing out of no where and invites himself to mimic your every step.

Don't be such a shumate. Your acting like shumate. Dude, where'd you come from. For a second i thought you were shumate.

by larry Geeves December 6, 2009

shumpit

Used in replacement of "have sexual relations/contact",

i.e will you and shelia shumpit tonight?

by Nick T December 20, 2004

shimpared

unable to lively shake the shoulders and hips; unable to shimmy

It was an ok dance, but Jane shouldn't have been in it. She's too shimpared.

by Brittany December 21, 2004

stumpal

N; a friend missing an apendage.

I was down and the Y and I made a couple of old VETS. my new STUMPALS.

by jamesfm January 28, 2007