shapka

1) hat in russian
2) sex with hats
3) yamaka
4) Dr.Zhivago's middle name
5) a russian degrading name for a man-whore/slut

1) this is my shapka, BIOCH
2) I am going to shapka with you today
3) My shapka is on my head, on top of my jew fro
4) Dr. Shapka Zhivago is my favorite movie
5) That dirty shapka better never call me again after he shapka'd with that shapka

by lilpiska January 31, 2007

gone pear-shaped

When something potentially good has gone disastrously wrong. Similar to "taking a turn for the worst" or going "pete tong".

"It all went pear-shaped for England when that shavne headed fool stepped up for the first pen, innit".

by Andy Cooke June 28, 2004

U-shaped

Bad. Not good. Wrong. Not right.

I saw a dog get hit by a car and it was U-shaped.

by Stacy Jo March 24, 2008

Mark Shapiro

Biggest asshole in the MLB, the General Manager of the Cleveland Indians. He, Dolan, and Wedge have a thing going where they trade away all the top talent on the Indians for shitty pitchers and unproven, low pay, minor league players. Just to have more cash in their uncaring pockets. Does not care about the team or the fans of the Cleveland Indians.

Victor Martinez, who had spent his whole career with Cleveland, cried after being told by general manager Mark Shapiro that he been traded. Earlier in the day, with rumors of a deal heating up, his 4-year-old namesake asked his dad, "Are we still an Indian?"

by mbrad August 1, 2009

Shtappit

A louder and harsher way to say stop it with the sh in it

You needa Shtappit right now!!!!

by Speakeasy January 5, 2020

SHAPIST

the true deffinition is believing that one shape is superior to all other. Hatred without reason of another shape. ETC.

SADLY today that has changed.

In todays world this is what makes you shapist:

Mentioning shape in any way

Not being totally politically correct

Supporting your shape
Being 3d

Telling a shapist joke

Judging by dimensions
Disliking something someone likes

etc.

Real example of shapist

shapist: (insert shape here) is better than every other shape. I think that (insert different shape) people are disgusting and horrible and should die.

Idiot's example of shapist:

person: I don't like curves
idiot: OMG SHAPIST!

guy: I hate illuminate.

idiot: OMG SHAPIST

dude: My friend has balls

idiot: OMG SHAPIST!

man: I'm Multi-Shaped

idiot: OMG SHAPIST

woman: I'm proud of my shape

idiot: OMG SHAPIST

stranger: So an (insert shape) guy walks into a bar....

idiot: OMG SHAPIST!

by im anti-shaped February 26, 2018

Dog-Shaped

To get extremely drunk or high, the result being utterly random and stupid (yet highly enjoyable) behaviour.

Chris: What you get up to at the weekend?

The Other Chris: Oh man we got totally dog-shaped. I still can't find my left shoe and I don't know where that hat-stand came from.

by The Meme February 6, 2009