Star Spangle Hammered - Getting so drunk tailgating before the game that you’re passed out in your seat before the end of the Star Spangled Banner.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
-As seen on Ridiculousness (9/6/16)S8/EP23, starring Rob Dyrdek.
by The Real Sputnik June 16, 2022
Get the Star Spangle Hammered mug.the act of recieving a Blow-j, and when finishing and busting the load on the bitches face, reaching into a bowl of red, white and blue confetti and covering the cum-covered face with it. The act is then completed by covering one's hand over one's heart, and reciting the "Star Spangled Banner". The Star Spangled Blowjob.
Last night this girl was in my room, and I gave her a "Star Spangled Blowjob" all over her face. It was awesome.
by DPlast April 15, 2008
Get the Star Spangled Blowjob mug.The severe pain, ache and suffering endured, especially in your feet and legs, after a night out dancing your socks off.
I was out at an all weekender and my spangle blisters were so bad, I couldn't make it to work on Monday.
by ShroomKate August 19, 2006
Get the spangle blisters mug.Quite simply, it's the national anthem of the United States of America. It was written by Francis Scott Key during the bombardment of Fort McHenry in the War of 1812 (in Canada it's called "The Anglo-American War" or simply the "American War"). The melody was taken from a British pub song and new lyrics were added. The song is EXTREMELY difficult to sing, and even though many famous people have sung it at sporting events, VERY few have ever got it right.
I was watching the 2004 Summer Olympics on TV. They were being broadcast (taped) from Greece. The U.S. womens soccer team had won the Gold medal in the game finals. When they received their medals in a ceremony most of them joined in a vocal rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. It was the most wretched, lousy and downright godawful version of that anthem I ever heard in my life, and I've heard plenty of bad versions. This was the famous 15 minutes for the ladies, since the networks, the press (and the general public pretty much too) don't really give a rat's ass about womens sports, let alone soccer as much as they do about football, baseball and basketball - especially as played by men. A moment of national pride for the U.S.A., forgotten in a flash. And so it goes.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 3, 2009
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The missiles fall like rain
Bloody mountains majesty
Dead bodies on the plain
By the bombing's eerie light
See the crimsons waves of red
What so proudly they all fell
The twilight of the dead
The missiles fall like rain
Bloody mountains majesty
Dead bodies on the plain
By the bombing's eerie light
See the crimsons waves of red
What so proudly they all fell
The twilight of the dead
by Gunboy July 11, 2004
Get the star spangled banner mug.I double-dropped party-smarties about an hour ago, and just schnarffed a bullet. I'm so f*ckin' shmangled!
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