honkie shmonkie

a magical yellow fairy

The guy punched the honkie shmonkie.

by ??? July 30, 2003

shmeet shmack

A shmeet shmack is a an action, preferably during intercourse, that involves the unzipping of the pants and revealing of penis, otherwise known as shmeet. The shmeet is then shoved into the woman's vagina, in close representation to how a fat American lady shoves a triple whopper down her repulsive turkey neck. The sounds of the loud queefs make a smacking sound that is echoed throughout the vicinity. This is known as a shmeet shmack.

That girl Laura, I was shmeet shmacking the fuck out of her pussy last night.

by Doctor Circumcisonstein October 12, 2014

Shmocktail

When you mix the smoking of marijuana with the drinking of hard alcohol.

I was sooo cross-faded last night...I had a hard Shmocktail!

by Shmocktail Ethusiast November 3, 2008

shmack

word used when your craving a hit from your friends juul

girl1: hey lemme shmack
girl2:*throws juul*

by alexlomax1111 July 26, 2018

Shmick

Chicago term popularized by youtuber Oprahside, usually describing a male who’s incredibly ugly. Uglier than normal ugly.

“Damn, did y’all see who Maddie popped out with? That is one shmick ass dude.”

by Fishouttawater24 July 12, 2021

shmack

When you refer to shmack you most certainly are referring to the gas aka "that petroleum pack"

M: Hold on this might not be no huff.
J: You already know bro that's that shmack.

by Ankle Yeezus January 29, 2018

wolfgang shmuck

Someone who doesn't know how to cook.

A Wolfgang Shmuck knows how to cook a pizza in a toaster over, but not much more. Even if you remember to curl your fingers in a high and tight pinch on the food when using a sharp knife, it's still a challenge to boil water or make toast.

by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015