Shmishshmortion

Slang term for abortion, when you really don't want to say the real thing. Perhaps in front of a prego, or your parents.

Man, was I ever relieved after I had that shmishshmortion.

by Bettie<3 June 21, 2011

shmishschmillion

It is the highest unit in counting. It precedes trillion. It comes from the pre-newtonian era and is embedded within the DNA of every homo-sapian.

"now that I'm a shmishschmillionaire i can own the moon"

by koboni January 11, 2012

shipsy

If you are being tipsy on a ship, you are shipsy.

Yesterday we took the ferry from Newcastle to Ijmuiden and got really shipsy from all the whisky tasting.

by godiebigcity May 25, 2012

Shipster

An oceanographic hipster

Look at that girl wearing skinny jeans whilst operating a CTD, she's such a shipster

by OSU-shipster September 4, 2013

shnipsy

shnipsy is when your friend comes over and takes a poo and accidentally leaves poo on the toilet seat.

Hey mate, I think you left a little bit of shnipsy behind ya, you silly dick.

by LUKASSBABY September 18, 2014

Shipster

Noun: Someone who is always randomly shipping people together for little or no reason.

"Ugh, I am SICK of that shipster! This week, she has already shipped my with 5 different people, and 2 of them are already popular fan-fictions.'

by Mr.Turbo September 15, 2016

shmisses

A cute way of saying kisses

I dub thee worthy of my shmisses.

by Thoucanttouchthybooty January 10, 2017