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soft shelling

When your penis has been smushed against your jeans for a while and it looks small when you take it out.
I keep soft shelling, so when girls ask to see it they laugh at first.
by Nick_neus69 November 24, 2015
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Sea shelling

When your asshole is so open you can hear the ocean.
Old girl got game Bang so hard she was sea shelling on both holes.
by Big Bill Will McCall April 22, 2021
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Grimble shmeeding

When a powerful count requires you to snip the hairs from around his anus
“ I’m in good need of a grimble shmeeding tonight”

“I grimble shmed the f*ck out of him”

“Please bake me a nice grimble shmeed pie”
by Ne1hypinup May 27, 2023
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