Shitbooking

The process of checking one's Facebook whilst on the toilet. A modern phenomenon, due to the ease of smart phones. Closely related to Pissbooking (by about ten centimetres).

After that dodgy curry, I knew I was in for a big one. So I decided to do some Shitbooking.

-"Dude, you were in there for ages, you alright?"
-"Yeah man, just did some Shitbooking"

by pubic_clabs June 13, 2013

shitcording

The act of being on the toilet while on a discord server.

I wanted to chat in discord, but I had to poop, so I'll just be shitcording for a while, I guess.

by RectalThermom July 23, 2017

Shitborn

A child that was concieved by anal sex.

What’s wrong with that baby? Oh him he was premature and shitborn.

by TacoTruck 69 February 10, 2019

Shibroski

A cool person you love and know well. Someone you would die for!

“Waddup Shibroski”

“Ayyyoo”

by TheIrishTeaMaster April 2, 2019

Shitboil

A shitboil is a dog who thinks her or she can win fights wth big dogs but can't they like to hump stuffed animals and love people named linda David Savannah Leroy raymond and marvin Shitboils like to eat toes for dessert

Look mom it's a shitboil can I have one for hanukah

by Salvatore Ami May 28, 2020

Shibro

A person who invested into the superior meme/bonk token Shibonk

Dude 1: Bro, I just lost some of my money when I bought DogeBonk at all time high

Dude 2: Damn bro, here have some Shibonk, we going to moon here my fellow Shibro

by TheRealJaZo0 December 19, 2021

Alaskan shitcone

When a man shits it in two ice cream cones and shoves one up his boyfriends ass and another one in his mouth.

Matt: dude you should totally give me a Alaskan shitcone!

by Gabby k March 9, 2015