Shitlock

The act of getting beligerant and shitting yourself. This is followed by taking off your drawers and putting them on your head like a hat, and then smearing shit all over the entire room you passed out in. Never clean up your mess, just leave the premises the following morning when you arise in your mess.

Man did you see the bathroom after that party ?!? someone shitlocked it !!!

by Ugotburned July 17, 2015

shitlock

when your shit gets lock in your asshole

i tried to shit and my shit wouldnt come out so i experienced shitlock

by zavien dewitt October 25, 2016

shitlock

An awful glitch in Super Metroid that happens when you hold X while entering a hatch.

It constantly charges in the cutscene, but when fired it appears uncharged.

"Emulator users have the most problems with shitlocking."

by anonymous April 14, 2021

Shillocker

A person who finds him/herself only interested in homosexual members of the opposite gender.

That girl has tried to hook up with 3 gay guys in the past year, she is such a shillocker.

by fleetfoxxy June 11, 2010

Shitlucked

Having bad luck; no hope for someone.

This project is shitlucked.

by obladee December 9, 2010

shittocky

type of mushrooms found in the amazon

I love this shittocky

by A rottem hamburger June 23, 2015

shaglocks

A ladies matted up stinky sex hair that resembles dreadlocks usually after a vigorous pounding.

Man: 'Nice shaglocks, did I just fuck you rasta?!'

Woman : 'Yeaaah maaan'

by crackyhouse April 17, 2016