Shicock

When a guy thinks a female has a penis

Dude I think that chick has a shicock

by Bighhhhbittt August 9, 2015

shitlocks

brown dreadlocks around the size of a piece of shit

look at that guys shitlocks

by siegel69 January 25, 2008

shitcocked

1. adj. The condition of having shit on one's cock after anal sex.

"My girlfriend is coming over and she wants me to fuck her in the ass. Hell yeah, I'm gonna get shitcocked tonight!"

by Igglepud January 13, 2010

shitlickaballsucka

A person or persons that licks fiecies and likes to suck on balls. Preferably used as an insult by all other males. ADJ

Hey Mark, you are a shitlickaballsucka

by Steve McCalister December 11, 2003

Shitlick

When one goes to fart with such force & your shit paints your pants a bit leaving a skid mark or a shitlick

I farted that hard that my turd licked my pants leaving a signature

Fuck I better go to the toilet because I think my fart made a shitlick in my pants

by The Shadow People November 24, 2013

shitcloth

a dirty oshawa Cocaine Snorting fake as bitch named Suzanne Norris. You can find people like this Downtown Oshawa high on Cocaine, notice the red nose and sore back they are always complainging about, and lack of money due to this nasty habbit. They try to cover it up by saying they have a cold.

Hey, have you seen Suzanne lately? she's looking like a shitcloth these days, she rea;y needs to lay off the cocaine.

by Suzanne N December 24, 2008

Shillocks

Micra Language, along the same lines as Spafe, this word is a combination of shit and bollocks.

that was teh biggest pile of shillocks ever

by Pierce January 28, 2004