by Mikihailio June 21, 2017
Get the shit fuck allmug. See also: get the fuck on and shitted on.
A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."
Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.
A slang phrase meaning, "If you don't hurry up and do something, you are gonna miss out." or "If you don't do this, you are gonna feel like a dumb shit (like you've been 'shitted on')and regret it later."
Note: 'before' can also be shortened to 'fo' for a more urban slang feel.
Tom: Man, I wanna go get that O of kind bud dude accross town was gonna sell me for half price, but I'm so lazy I don't feel like driving.
Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?
Greg: Dude, you better get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck on! Are you fucking retarded?
by NINerd January 17, 2009
Get the get the fuck on before you're shit the fuck onmug. Not only to give a shit, or a fuck... but to actually give two shits and a fuck.
Usually used as an expression of sarcasm when you couldn't give any less than you already don't.
Usually used as an expression of sarcasm when you couldn't give any less than you already don't.
Joe: Hey man, check this out, I upgraded my character to Scroto on the game...
Dave: Wow... I could give two shits and a fuck about that... no... really... go swallow a knife and die.
Dave: Wow... I could give two shits and a fuck about that... no... really... go swallow a knife and die.
by D.J. B May 25, 2007
Get the two shits and a fuckmug. by Gosfnsgoijsm, May 3, 2007
Get the Shit Fuckmug. by ChristmasLite March 19, 2009
Get the Damn!Shit!Fuck!mug. A enhancement of the popular terms for Two shits, Give a fuck and Give a shit. All of these terms used to describe how much you don't care.
When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.
Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.
Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
1. My boyfriend broke up with me because I cheated on him.
2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
by _Shaybear_ November 22, 2011
Get the Two shits and a Fuckmug. Someone who can't figure out the simplest of tasks.
One who has failed utterly at life and should leave.
One who has failed utterly at life and should leave.
Guy 1: Hey come on over here man.
Guy 2: Ok! I'm just going to cross this street.
*gets hit by car*
Guy 1: Oh man what a dumbass shit fuck!
Guy 2: Ok! I'm just going to cross this street.
*gets hit by car*
Guy 1: Oh man what a dumbass shit fuck!
by Jarp12 July 20, 2011
Get the Dumbass shit fuckmug.