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Shepherd Time

A time that is quiet and used for meditation in the Lord Jesus Christ, to receive revelation from the Holy Spirit, fellowship with God the Father, and prayer. The opposite counterpart to demon time.
Chris: Hey, do you wanna get turnt tonight?
Zeke: Nah, I’m okay, I need some shepherd time tonight.
by Pastorella November 1, 2022
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Shepherding

Collectively known as the soul-less

Act of Trawling through reams of porn. until the

Right hand is tried from clicking so many

Links to hardcore anal, and brutal macho porno.

SHEPHERD
Girl - "What did you do last night?"
Carl - "Stayed in and did some shepherding"
Girl - "What's that?"
Carl smiles
by Lordcraggle December 31, 2010
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Shepherds blow

the act of blowing ones nose directly into their hand.
I saw my uber driver do a shepherds blow and wipe his hand on the passenger seat. So gross.
by girl-grizzly May 23, 2018
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Jean Shepherd

A close "cousin breed" to the well-known central-western European species of dog, this choice of canine is favored by movie-stars for its loyalty and friendly disposition.
As a child, I heard a radio-ad narrated by someone calling himself "Jean Shepherd"... I remember wondering at the time how a dog could talk.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018
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Shepherd's pie

A white woman's Vagina or "hooha"

Any woman with the last name "Shepherd" Vagina or again her HooHa
David was super hungry and had little to no money, but it was he and his Girlfirend Bee Shepherd's Anniversary. Clearly there was only one solution he surmised and that was to eat out and the special that night was Shepherd's pie!
by Dirty Dexter October 3, 2021
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Shepherd's Pie

The act of anal sex, whereby when you pull your dick out, and find bits of corn, and what looks like runny gravy on it. It looks disgusting, but it's warming on a cold night.
Fucked my girl up the arse last night, and she gave me a serve of Shepherd's Pie.
by Hixy65 April 21, 2024
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filthy shepherd

When you use a scoop of warm mashed potatoes as lube then eat her out after you finish.
I gave your mom a filthy shepherd last night. Best taters I ever ate
by kraalix December 6, 2022
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