Simp shaming

when someone insults or shames you for simping over a person/character

"damn! Lilly simps for gon in Hunter x Hunter? What a looser she's so stupid and gay 🙄🙄🙄 "

"Guys stop simp shaming me 😢😢"

by pee pee fish July 17, 2020

sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.

subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"

by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010

sharing a blanket

a term which refers to one person eating out the other

Joseph was sharing a blanket with julia

by 🖕🏻😊🖕🏻 June 28, 2016

Shartington

An exclamation of grave misfortune; a poopy situiation. Shartington originates from the British Isles on the hamlet of Shartington, from which the term proliferated following World War Two.

Friend 1: Oh no! I seem to have found myself in a real tricky pickle of a situation!
Friend 2: Shartington!

by CalvinAlexanderRossTaylor69 March 28, 2022

Google Shaming

Openly mocking ignorance which could easily be remedied by a simple Google search. Typically passive aggressive and deadpan, Google shaming is often missed by the recipient.

John: Where can I find a free PDF converter?

Jane: Uhm... OK. Have you tried... like... Google?

Dave: Wow Jane. Nice Google Shaming.

by Aube Wucherpfennig November 6, 2013

Nut Shaming

(v): the act of degrading or insulting a seemingly promiscuous male (i.e. fuckboi/fuckboy)

The male equivalent of slut shaming.

L'Kwonda: Daaaaamn Imma get it in tonight with that town fuckboi Greg
Gayle: Now now L'Kwonda, stop nut shaming the poor guy! Men can enjoy sex just as much as women

by slouchpotato69 January 21, 2016

Croc Shaming

The act of degradation of a person because they are wearing the god forbidden sandals known as crocs.

Daniel was suffering croc shaming as he was wearing khaki crocs.

by Bantermansogetrktmate February 11, 2017