Shaftonomics

(Noun or Adj.) The negative side of economics;

(Verb.) Being on the receiving end of a bad financial decision or situation.

Man...the oil business is some shaftonomics bullshit.

Did you hear? Joe's wife got the house in their divorce! The judge gave him a lesson in shaftonomics.

Reagon is to tricklenomics as Bush is to shaftonomics.

by [502] SgtBakeNutz June 13, 2008

sharton me

The proper way to excuse oneself after sharting.

"Sharton me, but I must go home and clean up"

by Swade33 December 16, 2013

Shannon Renee Hawkins

One of the most beautiful funniest girls you would ever meet. She’s always loving respectful and a blast to be around. She turns every guys head with her gorgeous attractive body and will melt any mans heart. She’s rowdy truthful and isn’t afraid to speak her mind. Guys want to be with her and girls want to be her. Anyone that gets to know her will always love her and she’ll always love them.

Dang bro. You mean you got Shannon Renee Hawkins

by McGee Mackey wacky November 4, 2018

Shannon Riddle

Known to some in the molding world as “captain cross thread”. He is a mans’ man... as in other men find him attractive and intoxicating to be around. He once served as a roadie for whitesnake where he was rumored to be the main sexual attraction for male band members and homeless guys.

Shannon riddle is the king of useless

by 3MM August 22, 2019

Stanton

A small town in Orange County, California known for motels, meth heads, and bums. The more north you go down highway 39 the shittier it gets.

DRIVING THRU RALLY'S IN ANAHEIM

Me: Dad, there's so many Tweakers here, where are we?
Dad: Son, we're in Stanton
Me: Stanton? This is more like Zombieland almost!!

by Raven Cristophl June 5, 2020

shannon thompson

very pretty young woman is going to become rich and famous

shannon thompson is pretty cool and loves to spend money

by fgkjfkjkhjkjh November 9, 2020

Shannon Borde

The sexiest girl known to man kind. She’s always hot and fucking cool. She’s everyone’s idol and is usually blonde. If you know a shannon you might the luckiest person on earth. Shes the perfect wife and the most beautiful and talented girl i know. I love Shannon Borde

eg: YO she’s cool asf that must be Shannon Borde

by yourmomishot911 October 28, 2021