sham shield

A slang term for the insignia worn by a Specialist (an E4 in the Army not qualified in leadership ability to be a Corporal). Refers to the ability of persons of that rank to sham (get out of work or other responsibilities)because of there rank being not yet that of one expected to know their job completley or be dependable. Those wearing the "Sham Shield" are known for their uncanny ability to come up with ludacris excuses for getting out of even their few responsibilities.

Sgt McClanahan: Cpl Hardcharger, do you know why Spc Shitbag didnt complete his duty log.

Cpl Hardcharger: Sgt McClanahan, Spc Shitbag said that he was excused from extensive writing as per his light duty chit.

Sgt McClanahan:I should have known it wouldnt get done as soon as I saw him sporting the Sham Shield.

by catahoula_wv February 19, 2007

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sham out

A term commonly used in the military when a service member does whatever they can to do the least amount of work as possible.

Spc. Johnny decided that, since it was Motorpool Monday, he was going to sham out.

by Random Army Specialist March 23, 2014

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Shams Charania

An ethnic male who exudes immense rizz.

Kay Adams: Hi Shams Charania!
Shams Charania: ...
Kay Adams: Please have my kids right nowww!!!!!!!!

by Chief Dosa December 15, 2022

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Dirty Sham

A drink only found at McDonald's from a special request: Half Shamrock Shake and Half Chocolate. Very tasty. Originated in Wisconsin.

Person 1: Hey, where do you want to eat tonight?

Person 2: Let's hit up McDonald's and get some Dirty Shams.

by DasWxMan April 18, 2013

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Dirty Shams

The act of a man pouring gasoline on his cock then lighting it on fire, afterwards analy inserting it into his partner. Therefore creating an odor so incredibly putrid they both cum inside and out.

Guy 1: So how did your date go last night Jim?

Guy 2: Amazing! Marry and I did a Dirty Shams last night.

Guy 1: Luckky

by gigidygigidy69 April 17, 2021

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