Herba Shlonk

A giant, earthy dong;
The largest Shlonk;
Og Mudbone big.

Jacob's huge dick reminds me of Johnny Sins huge Herba Shlonk!

by BigDev52 August 11, 2016

Goonk Shaloonk

a phrase to describe any instance where you get brutally, royally, and absolutely fucked up the butt by someone or something or a situation.

Luke: "My foreskin restoration device ripped my chaffed cock off!!!"
Oz: "Get goonk shaloonked chief."

by noobgoonker69 June 4, 2019

P Shlonk

A nickname for the legendary Parker Donk

Dang did you see p shlonk yesterday he was mad cute

by DaddyDonkYurrr October 10, 2021