Shading the poo

The act of covering the the entire toilet seat with your ass when you take a dump, in order to minimise the spread of stink from your shit.
Lean back on the seat to plug up as much of the hole until you flush.

Note - May require a fat ass.

Guy wanting to take a shit: What are you doing in the bathroom?
Shitter: I'm giving birth to king kong's finger.
Guy wanting to take a shit: No way, I can't smell anything, you must be masturbating.
Shitter: Nah, I'm just shading the poo.

by poo shader October 24, 2010

Shalina

She’s one hell of a girl. She’s the type of person to look out for her friends and do anything to back them up. She has a certain type for guys but still goes along with the other ones if you know what I’m saying. She’s the type of girl to loves almost everybody she meets. She’s a loyal and great friend. When one of her best friends are upset she will do anything in the world to cheer them up, she usually cries with them. She gets attached to guys she really loves and can’t get over them easily. She’s one of the best girlfriends you could ever meet. She’s also a little bit of a hoe, but people still love her anyways. I love you bitchhhhh I ain’t ever gonna stop loving you bitchhhhh

Person 1: Who is that crying and eating mac&cheese?
Person 2: It’s shalina.

by child_of.g0d October 16, 2019

Gates Scaling System 2

A overall system of scaling one's personal attributes by starting from 1 to (scaled attribute)

" On a scale of 1 to noob, you're a 6 on the Gates Scaling System 2

by The Gates Scaling System 2 December 21, 2008

Grand Saline Texas

A place where there’s nothing but alcoholic rednecks who only drink coors light and dope heads. Also a very racists town.

Grand saline Texas a place with racist rednecks and dope heada

by Cjle11131418 June 11, 2018

Shabing

Ice cube sex position

When a girl puts ice cubs in her mouth while she is giving head

Guy1: "Damn bro I got shabinged last night"
Guy2: "1 or 2 ice cubes?"
Guy1: "2!"
Guy2: "Sweet!"

by Jeremy Shanley March 18, 2010

shainna

She’s the best girlfriend , wife , daughter, sister ever. She cares about everything and everyone around her. She’s very down to earth. Would help a stranger in a heartbeat. Her smile fills every room that she is in. She will go above and beyond to make sure you are happy. You will fall in love with her the first day you meet her. She’s the one person you would go to when things get tough because she’s so helpful, will always give the best advice.

Shainna is the best ever.

by Marri💕 November 23, 2021

The Shading Handjob Correlation

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs

rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?

by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009