Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

by theduchess22 February 1, 2025

sluffering

Slaying but also suffering; an analogue to sliving.

Oh, we’re sluffering tonight, honey

by Skib E.D. June 21, 2025

Epoch shattering

Revolutionary or ground-breaking, turning the world on its arse and forcing paradigms to be shifted in response.

Bacon salt is epoch shattering, the world may never be the same.

by DaivRawks September 9, 2011

selfie suffering

(n) The emotion felt after posting regrettable content.

She spent the rest of the weekend selfie suffering after the fraternity barn dance pictures were posted.

by Kane-Fu September 17, 2017

white suffering

White suffering is having to get up from the sofa to switch «the office» episodes when one is done.

Tucker Carlson: millions of americans are daily victims of white suffering

by Johnlennonbeathiswife March 23, 2019

Super suffering summer

Was No Nut November a challenge to you? Was it easy? Did you manage to go through it? Then prepare having a harsh summer time, because once in a year, you have the hardest challenge to accomplish ever. This challenge consists in controling your instinct and urges, which means no jerking FOR THE WHOLE SUMMER. Good luck soldiers. And prapare yourself to suffer.

Matt: I just finished No Nut November. What's next?
John: Be ready for the super suffering summer. It's going to drive you crazy!

by TheGodestChallenger November 21, 2019

Dick Shattering

The act of freezing your cock with liquor nitrogen and shattering it into tiny pieces.

damn shawty i would love for u to perform dick shattering with me later *winks*

by Boppa Boys August 30, 2021