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Sexting Role Play

When sexting becomes very explicit and in depth, like a cheap softcore porn novel. In some cases, is a substitute for actual sex. Sexting Role Play requires no pictures, or actual sex, just depthy texts depciting arousing encounters.
~Sexting Role Play Example:

Mike: "I don't know, how bad do you want it?" *penis starts getting hard in his jeans*

Jesse: *slowly craws up to his face and kisses his lips, then his cheek, then his ear and whispers* "Really Bad" *pressing her hand against his dick*
by BlackCatdiner December 30, 2011
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Facebook Settling

When you're on facebook and no one cool is online, so you have to settle on talking to someone who isn't cool.
John:Man last night sucked so bad!

Bob:Why?

John:I ended up facebook settling because no one was on after the party.
by Kmp73 January 1, 2010
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face sitting

When a Woman lowers herself over a man's face and makes him give her cunnilingus. The Woman faces the man's feet while he lies face-up. Leaning forward a bit usually helps. Yum!
Laura made me really wet this morning when she sat on my face; i love eating her!
by Jay April 23, 2005
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Sitting on the cactus

When you do something so undersireable it's akin to sitting, bare assed, on a spiky plant (typically a cactus).
I sat on the cactus last night trying to catch up on the book. OR I was sitting on the cactus for 3 hours trying to finish that movie.
by S.O.K March 7, 2009
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Sexting

it isn’t sex it’s the next best thing; talking dirty like ancient Egyptians
“Dude I heard he was sexting with Marisa last night
by codfihs August 29, 2021
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Default Settings

A word used by homophobes to imply that being straight is the default of what people should be, the opposite being "custom" which implies that being gay is a choice. Found mostly on TikTok in response to LGBTQ+ related content.
Queer person: "I-"
Comments: "Got them default settings on. Proud to be normal. DEFAULT > CUSTOM. #TRUMP2020. Heaven gang. #ALM.
by Nerd_simulator September 2, 2020
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Sitting by the fire

Saying used as a substitution for saying masturbation. Commonly used by members of the UPCI organization. First used by a group of College and Career sunday school students at the Greenville, United Pentecostal Church
Randy chose to go Sitting by the fire instead of fornicating with Nikki.
by K Patrick December 16, 2008
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