soft serve

A way in which icecream can be served.

I went to McDonalds and bought a soft serve icecream.

by MichaelO July 1, 2005

serve an ace

Defecation; where the protagonist of the act is lucky enough to complete the opera in one movement.

"That curry was fantastic, excuse me for a moment, I'm of to serve an ace even Roger Federer would be proud of"

by jambo2 July 24, 2008

Cry-servative

A social conservative who gets triggered and offended over things like gay couples holding hands, the pride flag, usage of profanity in the presence of their wives or children, or anything else that conflicts with their old fashioned brand of family values, and who wants safe spaces where there are no gay people, no pornography or profanity and where traditional christian morality is the law of the land, much like Social Justice Whiners who get triggered and offended over anything that goes against their brand of political correctness

Some suburban housewife bitched at me for saying "fuck" in front of her kids, who by the way are probably going on the internet looking at things that would make Caligula puke. What a cry-servative snowflake

by Disgruntled Winnipeger December 13, 2018

sewer served

In the legal world, someone can be "served" when they are given official documents by someone known as a process server. Some process servers will claim they "served" a person (that is, gave them official documents) when instead they got rid of the documents in an impossible-to-trace manner (i.e. dumped in the sewer). This process is known as being "sewer served".

"I ended up having a warrant out for my arrest because I never got that Court Summons! I swear I was sewer served, I check my mail every day."

by 123huehuehue July 30, 2012

serving breakfast

sucking cock in tha morning

Is yo mom still servin breakfast?

by cold cut February 11, 2004

Serving life

An alternative meaning to that of serving life imprisonment (usually after breaking the law) where it states that something is so good you are devoted to it. Another meaning could be that you want to have that object imprisoned by you because you love it so much.

Who's that young aesthetically pleasing female over there? Because she is serving LIFE!

by Dankpepes November 12, 2015

get served

ask an older person to buy alcohol/cigarettes for you because you are under-age

"How do you get so much beer, you're only 15?!"
"I just stand around outside costcutter until I get served."

by caracka October 28, 2011