Tallahassee Soft Serve 

an intimate act between two or more people; participant with loose stool squats over the mouth of second participant, who is laying perpendicular to the ground, and begins to evacuate into the open mouth of second participant while continually extending legs and subsequently contracting them resulting in the loose stool taking the shape of soft serve ice cream in a bowl. It is customary for all participants to take turns eating said stool. To date, there is not protocol regarding silverware

After having dinner together, Toferus was excited about the potential of finding some corn in Jake's Tallahassee Soft Serve later that evening.

Tallahassee Soft Serve by Bingo Jones December 27, 2008

Soft serve ice cream

Partner A lies on their back, with their mouth open. Partner B then defecates in the mouth, but swirling it upwards to resemble a soft serve ice cream.

"That girl is so hot, I want to give her the soft serve ice cream until she pukes."

Soft serve ice cream by Lord Death Blog April 30, 2005

Soft serve

-The act of losing an erection, with a girl with a ginormous ass.

-PJ

Come on Lemming I didn't order soft serve!

Soft serve by Erock November 12, 2004

Soft Serve Status 

When a larger female (or occasionally male) is squeezed into pants so tight that she has muffin top to such an incredible degree that she resembles a cone of soft serve ice cream.

Wow, that girl should really stick to sweat pants...Those skinny jeans really push her into soft serve status.

Soft Serve Status by Yantzee October 23, 2012

Soft Serve Machine 

a soft serve machine is a device that is used to distribute ice cream which is used in popular fast food chains and is always broken at your local Mcdonalds.

"Sorry sir our soft serve machine is broke"
"Fuck"

Soft Serve Machine by Wankeycheesefry June 17, 2017

Soft-Serve 

Often performaned with the aid of mounted handles, the male gets into a standing or elevated faetal position creating a 'V' by bringing his knees into his chest. A second person will then pull down on the man's erect penis to mimic a soft serve ice cream machine. As this is done a loose or soft stool is produced onto a a third party waiting below.

I had chilli for lunch yesterday so when Karen came over I had her Soft-Serve me into Karl's open mouth

Soft-Serve by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019

Soft Serve

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Ejaculating while soft.

Most commonly confused with Pushing Rope

"After the fifth time jerking it I could only jizz soft serves"

"I think Aaron is gay, when we have sex he always gives me a soft serve Sunday"

Soft Serve by LarsVonCunt March 9, 2019