septic

An adjective denoting the categorical suckiness of anything considered; a direct antithesis and negative reaction to the popularization and ubiquity of the word "epic" which is normally applied to anything that is considered awe-inspiring, breath taking, illuminating, etc.

2Pac - Heard that new Lil' Wayne joint?
Bigge - Yeah, that shit was septic. It really sucked.

by Craig an' Nem March 6, 2011

Septic

1.cool, sick
2. peng, fit, hot

Girl 1 - Gurrrrrl that shirt is septic!
Girl 2 - Thanks honey, you're looking pretty septic yourself

by anon48483229jj December 2, 2010

septic shock

when you stick a hotdog up ya booty hole

you get septic shock if you stick a dirty dawg up ya coochie

by MYFRENDING February 9, 2021

Septi

Slang for an american. Comes from the word septitank, which rhymes with the word yank, which again is slang for an amercican

Oh my god, look at that septi.

by Jakob Orbesen April 9, 2008

septic slurper

one who commits the act of digging up a septic tank, cutting off the top, and proceding to slurp up the shit inside. Often, swimming can occur as well

mike panz is a fucking septic slurper

by RAMROD October 10, 2003

Septic Nark

When getting your septic pumped, the man finds multiple condoms floating at the top of the shit and says something about it (a result of young boys flushing their condoms down the toilet trying to be sneaky)

"Man, thought it was a good idea to flush the connies down the toilet so no one would find them, but that Septic Nark found them floatin there and got me totaly busted."

by Peter Grandview April 1, 2008

Septicoty

A name given, and widely used among Grosse Ile and the Downriver Area as a remark to establish a higher class, or to show inferiority in a rank among a group of assosiates

Loser friend: Hey, sorry I'm late I was gonna leave earlier, but I had some bad allergies so my mom took me to get allergy medicine, and when I was walking out the door I fell and scraped my knee, and I finally got home and got on my bike to ride to your house but I ran into a bunch of bugs and they got in my eyes and hair
Cool Friend: You're such a septicoty

by maxscene and briguy September 15, 2009