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hoeing season

Summer, a time when it's socially acceptable to be a hoe. If a guy tries to start a relationship durring this time they will most likely be turned down.
He's trying to date me, not gonna happen it's hoeing season.
by Yeahhhbitchesss June 30, 2017
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rona season

The era of history post February 2020 during the coronavirus (COVID-19) outbreak. Also another excuse to drink Corona early in the year.
Person 1: Hope I don’t catch Rona!

Person 2: Fuck man, well maybe I’ll catch it from drinking all this Corona. It’s Rona Season baby!
by senile old man March 25, 2020
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escobar season

Escobar season, often reffered to by many rappers, is described as a time of lawlessness, and an overall rule by gangsters as opposed to the law.
Escobar season has returned.....
by P_FAD July 12, 2006
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fat nigga season

The months spanning from September-January in which fat niggas receive a dramatic increase in sexual activity
Girl 1: You're really gonna let HIM fuck you?

Girl 2: It's fat nigga season. Gotta let a fat nigga fuck.
by Dogneck April 19, 2018
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fuck season

Coined by the host of Aural Salvation, Fuck Season begins the Friday before Easter and officially ends November 1st, or whenever a person decides to stop observing the "season" by getting into an exclusive relationship.

Generally speaking, people hook up post-halloween (or on Halloween) with people they're going to brave the winter time with. This could include the Halloween parties, but usually includes Thanksgiving, Christmas/Hannukah, New Year's Eve, and Valentine's Day. The most common months for Birthdays range from January through to March (with the highest number being February), so often there's a birthday included in this time period.

After this succession of holidays, many couples have little to celebrate together, and no reminders to appreciate one another, so they often grow apart and break up shortly thereafter. This mass relationship exodus then leads to "fuck season" beginning and carrying through for most of the year, or at least the extended spring/summer seasons.

If you'd prefer a "lighter" term, you can also call this period "Hump Season". Mating season sounds too clinical.
Number One :
"I'm getting ahead on my spring cleaning duties right now"
"why?"
"cause.... fuck season's coming soon. Gotta get prepped"

Number Two :
"baby... it's not you. It's me"
"really?"
"yeah. As in it's me that's gotta dump you 'cause fuck season's starting"
by Rev. Mitcz April 20, 2006
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sherlock season 4

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We are very sorry for your inconvenience. Sherlock Season 4 does not exist
by Superpainful April 13, 2015
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Dry season

A bitch of a time when you cant get hard. You feel like you are fucking castrated..... And when you are too tired to masturbate.
I cant fucking get any fucking erections. This month is really been a fucking dry season for me.
by Ace4077 November 20, 2019
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