Soiled Seconds

n.--A pair of underwear worn after someone else has already "soiled" them.

v.--Wearing a pair of underwear that has previously been worn by someone else without washing in between

Darren: Hey, bro. I'm all out of clean undies.

Mikael: It's all good, dude. Take mine.

Darren: I don't want your soiled seconds.

Pookie sticks head in: Well, I'll wear 'em...

by Chip Vanderhaagen February 23, 2012

Second Birthday

If someone says they have a second birthday, they may be referring to the day they should’ve died, but didn’t.

Person one: “Why is Janet saying she’s celebrating her second birthday today?”

Person two: “A year ago today she survived an overdose. It’s her second birthday because she should have died according to the doctors.”

by cosmobabe March 29, 2020

Cosmic Second

Someone who comes into your life very briefly yet leaves a lasting impression (either positive or negative).

Although I knew her for only a cosmic second, her presence in my life will be remembered.

by Skylar01 October 30, 2019

got a second

a phrase commonly used by office monkeys when they want to hijack your valuable time with something that will take much more than a second

Jeff: "Hey got a second?"
Dillon: "Sure"
Two hours later...
Jeff: "And that's what she said..."
Dillon: "Wow man, you wasted way more than a second of my time"

by JR07 November 11, 2012

5 seconds

5 seconds

How long you let stalker boy keep his arm around you

The baby an excuse

Hahahaha

Was purely coincidence in me fucking off and being asked to grab something

Asked penny how long as didn’t stick around enough

5 seconds

Lmfao

What a sket

All your defs

Pure lies

Unless of course

Twin flame had his arm around you

If so … apologise

Have a nice life

The both or you

5 seconds

…

To decide my twin wouldn’t do that

So can’t be mine after all

…

I will avoid your forever after the other evenings drape fest

Again proving there is no point reading your shit

My eyes don’t lie …

Your words …

A now I simply wouldn’t trust you in person…

Clever …

by LetsTalkAboutX May 8, 2023

7 seconds

7 Seconds are a hardcore punk band from Reno, Nevada. Formed in 1979 by brothers Kevin Seconds and Steve Youth and playing their first show on March 2, 1980. 7 Seconds is well known for bringing positive ideals into hardcore punk and are considered "living legends" by many people in the underground punk scene. They helped along the Straight Edge Youth Crew movement in the 80's Hardcore scene. They have released numerous albums since 1981, including The Crew, Walk Together, Rock Together, New Wind, Good to Go and the recently released Take It Back, Take It On, Take It Over. In the late 1980's, the band began to grow musically as they explored other sounds. Critics of this switch to more complex and slower music often compared the band to U2. Albums from this period include the Praise EP, Ourselves, and Soulforce Revolution. However, the band has since returned to their hardcore punk roots where they can claim more of a following. They also appeared on the 1985 hardcore compilation Cleanse the Bacteria. The band is still recording music and touring the United States, Europe, and Japan to this day.

The band's name is a reference to the seven-second tape delay in U.S. radio broadcasting.

Trivially, 7 Seconds covered German pop artist Nena's hit song 99 Red Balloons on their second album, Walk Together, Rock Together.

'We're gonna fight' by 7 Seconds is featured on Tony Hawks American Wasteland.

by Jennifer F December 13, 2008

Second thoughts

When you approach a girl at a bar or in a club and she doesn't want to talk to you or dance with you and blows you out, so you leave her alone. But later in the evening you see her making eyes at you because she has had second thoughts and decided she wants to talk to you after all.

Hey mate that bird who blew you out earlier, she's staring at you like she's having second thoughts. Get in there lad.

by warriorinwoolworths January 31, 2021