scratching the paint

From the Spanish phrase "Rayar la pintura" which means to damage the relationship, usually but not always by cheating on a partner.

Bill was a philanderer, his friends all knew that he had been scratching the paint off his marriage for years.
Charlene's tantrums caused John to feel that she'd been scratching the paint on their relationship.

by Alsatian_Farmer January 10, 2017

Scratching Post

Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.

Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.

by Brclifford January 24, 2017

Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.

Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.

by TheRussianHammer May 16, 2018

Scritching

scratching itching

I got bit by so many mosquitoes I've been scritching my legs all damn day !!!

by LEESUH E. June 17, 2018

Scarching

The act of combing someone's anal hairs.

Guy 1 "Yo, bro have you tried that new thing"
Guy 2 "What is it bro?"
Guy 1 "It's called scarching, when you comb someones anal hairs"
Guy 2 "Bro lets try it, no homo"
Guy 1 "No homo"

by weeabohunter August 12, 2018

scratching the dj

The action of rubbing the bean.

Yeah man she was scratching the dj

by Wieneord November 23, 2019

Squatching

When you want to make someone feel embarrassed, just say that they are squatching.

Hey look, Max and Isabel are squatching! (everyone in the room laughs at them)

by Lexatron101 December 5, 2019