Spraint

A shorter way of saying that someone has a sprained taint.

My friend Roberto was in extreme pain. I took him to the hospital and the doctor said he had a spraint.

by Fred Q. Michaels November 30, 2020

scranit

If a food is really good it could be known as proper scranit

This food is really good

Yea it’s proper scranit

by The scranit man May 5, 2021

Scranticipation

The exhausting wait whilst you wait for your meal to cook.

“Is dinner ready yet?” “The scranticipation is killing me!”

by iSqueak November 25, 2021

Scranton Strangler

Giving a fellow employee a hand job at a work event.

You know, I caught Pam giving Jim the ol' Scranton Strangler at the company picnic last year.

by Kleine Mutter March 1, 2022

Scranton Joe

Another term for a pathological and congenial liar.

Adam Schiff is just an average Scranton Joe type of politician

by Sexydimma July 4, 2022

Scrint

The action of prying open a crevasse of some sort.

No way Noah just scrinted Colten's gint!

by EmONEY Cookie February 16, 2024

Scranton punch

A Joe Biden powered punch to the neck scrotum (SEE: Neckum).

Did you see that 81 year old hammer that 77 year old in the throat crotch with a Scranton punch?!

by Dr. Lawrence Applesauce March 5, 2024