scoothe

a word an idiot uses for "soothes" because he can't type.. or for that matter, read.

sidenote.. it's a way to caress your "bifkin".. n shit..

"Yo Kun, I'mma go scoothe my bifkin on your mom's face."

<3 kun

by Wurk April 4, 2009

scooter hitcher

someone who jumps on the back of an old or disabled persons electric mobility scooter to get around quicker. it is also so much funnier if you ask them first or even more if they offer it to you!

the party starts in 10 minutes how you gonna get here on time?

im an expert scooter hitcher, ill make it!

by mr ess February 21, 2009

scooterize

To trick women/men into giving their panties by buying them massive amounts of tequila in order to make a homemade pillowcase.

Did you see Marty over there trying to scooterize Bruce with all that tequila? That's the third pair he got this week!

by degenerate beaver smasher December 8, 2011

Scooter-Ripped

When someone is jacked enough to look bad-ass even while riding a scooter without a shirt on.

Hoe: Is that dude riding a scooter without a shirt on? What a fag.

Xi: It's okay, he's scooter-ripped

by Rico Bram July 29, 2011

scooter boo

Pet name for a cute infant child.

Little Jaclyn Scooter Boo is adorable.

by Mom In Charge September 21, 2011

scooter pumping

When a group of guys get to and rub the heads of their dicks together until someone cums.

Hey Pat stop pushing so hard , you're going to make me cum too fast and lose at scooter pumping.

by tsiehta June 11, 2016

Scooter Juice

Explosive, wet shits. Diarrhea of the highest caliber. Scooter juice is typically a multi-occurrence affair. Generally keeps one within quick scooting distance to a toilet for one or more days. Hallmarked by sheer fear of shitting oneself.

My ass is torn up from the scooter juice.

Doctor said this scooter juice will have to run it’s course. My oring may be blown out by then.

I was home bound for three days with the scooter juice.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018