Spicy Scoots

When you have the scoots (diarrhea) and it burns your assole and the area aroudn your asshole. Usually suffered after eating spicy foods or drinking too much.

Jeb: Hey Mark, why are you walking so wierd?
Mark: I just had a bad case of the spicy scoots and my ass burns like a motherfucker!
Jeb: Oh man, thats too bad!

by Johnny99112 March 28, 2011

stupid scoot

an ugly mini schnauzer that smells horrible and is super aggressive towards mucag

Ew! stupid scoot!

by Mootus April 12, 2021

loot and scoot

The art of acquiring items in an online multiplayer video game whilst avoiding all manner of conflict with other players.

This tactic, despite usually being frowned upon due to players seeing it as a cowardly playstyle, is extraordinarily effective at accruing wealth in a looter-shooter such as Escape From Tarkov or making it to endgame circles in Battle Royales such as Fortnite, Apex Legends, and Call of Duty: Warzone.

Typically synonymous with being called a rat, as the player tends to scurry along unnoticed and flee rapidly when found.

"We loot, we scoot, we barely even shoot." - the loot and scooter

by chaooo November 25, 2021

SCOOT AND ZOOT

When you're smoking weed while walking around in public

Damn, did you see him scoot and zoot right in front of the police station?

by Clarissa Fray December 3, 2017

Jingle Scoot

Another term for an Ice Cream truck

“Guys, grab your cash, the Jingle Scoot is coming down the road!”

by Jingle_Scoot_Lover <3 May 31, 2020

scoot the cat

To miss the bus, train, cab or any other form of mass transportation.

My alarm clock broke so I scoot the cat. It was some bullshit.

by The Radical Tad May 8, 2008

scoot-tastrophe

(noun) an event causing great and often sudden damage or suffering involving a scooter.

WBNBC here on the scene of a scoot-tastrophe where a scootee caused a 5 car accident at an intersection uptown and scooted away from the scene. The fifth hit- and-scoot this month.

Did you see that Kappa Alpha Kappa girl riding down South Blvd? She was a scoot-tastrophe waiting to happen...

by tk3k August 26, 2018