Colonel Sanders

The "Colonel Sanders" is when your girlfriend or wife gives you oral sex. You cum above her upper lip and make a mustache. Then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee.

There are a couple variations to this:

A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.

A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.

He wanted to surprise his girlfriend so he gave her the Colonel Sanders last night.

by thecolonel-2010 October 14, 2010

Sanddancer

1. A person who was born in South Shields, a coastal town on the North East coast of England at the south side of the mouth of the river Tyne. Named after the long sandy beaches that South Shields has on both sides of it's pier.

2. A sub-culture of Geordie

In The Northeast of England, there are a number of towns which, collectively are called 'Geaordie' bur some have their own particular sub-cultures, such as Newcastle, Sunderland and South Shields. As far as football is concerned, South Shields is populated by half Magpies and Half Mackems.

Often shortened to 'Sandy'

If yer from Sooth Shields, yer a Sanddancer.

So, yer from Whiteleas, uh, yah must be a Sandy, then?

by Geordie John February 27, 2006

Sandee

A kind, sweet, caring girl who will also eat your liver with some Fava beans and a nice Chianti if you mess with her kids.

She tripped you on the playground? Oh no! We are gonna have to go ALL Sandee up in here!

by Greenigirlee May 1, 2018

Sander

Lowkey thick, kinda sus and a hint of retardednes

Sander is a true nutter

by Snadder69gay November 8, 2021

the sandler

When you are home sick from school, and masterbate to hot men eating cantelope

"I didn't feel well so just stroked the pole and pulled the sandler all day long"

by Poontanker Patrick November 25, 2003

Matthew Sanders

The real name of M Shadows, lead singer of Avenged Sevenfold

"look, there's Matthew Sanders!"

"fuck sake, it's M Shadows you div!"

by Mel Vengeance ;) May 28, 2008

adam sandler

Former SNL star, funny movie maker/actor. Usually known for stupid comedies but nevertheless... very hilarious movies.

Dude, happy gilmore owned but mr. deeds kinda sucked, but hey, 50 first dates owned and so did billy madison, big daddy, little knicky, punch drunk love, the waterboy and the wedding singer!

by Oz January 4, 2005