Swine Flu

Hooking up with a fat chick.

Watch out for that chick man. You don't wanna catch the swine flu do you?

by Rhynon July 1, 2009

Swine Flu

The Governments way of saying the common cold so they can send out vaccinations and steal more money from us.
They say it is a horrible thing it's just like the common cold, but psychologically we get sick and think swine flu our minds are powerful and make us more sick so they call it the swine flu.

Doctor: I Think You Have The Swine Flu.

Person: No! I have a very bad respiratory infection and a stuffy nose. My temperature may rise to 102.7 but there's no such thing as a 'swine flu'

Doctor: Um..okay then..

by Swineian October 31, 2009

Swine whiner

A person who panics during epidemics or pandemics. Thinking and judgment is usually suspended, resulting in spontaneous reactions rather than proactive actions.

(Sigh) when will these swine whiners learn to keep their bodies clean on the inside so they don't get sick in the first place?

by Deaf Drummer April 30, 2009

swine media

A general reference to all members of the media (press, radio, TV, Internet) who play on public emotions to turn a minor event into a global crisis... typically with minimal, if any, actual facts or data

John Stewart did a great spoof on the swine media last night on the Daily Show. After showing some clips as examples, he mentioned that he's secretly working on a cure for "raccoon flu" in his basement lab. He says there's more money in developing cures for diseases before they exist! Brilliant!

The swine media will probably take that seriously, and run with it.

by cwhaley May 1, 2009

swine fluenced

1. the state of being influenced by having a horrible sickness or illness much like that of the swine flu.

2. judging a hispanic individual because they might have the swine flu.

Hey, that racist comment was completely swine fluenced by the media!

or

Sorry that I wrote you that message last night, i was swine fluenced by my high fever.

by Acrylic_Onion May 25, 2009

Swine Floo Powder

What Harry Potter and his friends use to get from place to place when there's a global pandemic.

Harry: Let's go somewhere!

Ron: Can't, I've got the swine.

Harry: Not to worry, I've got swine floo powder!

Ron: YAYYYYY!!!!11111rotflolololololol!1!!111!

by pacmanawesomepants November 5, 2009

Swine Core

A musical genre consisting of grotesque pig-like noises, lack of rhythm, cow bells, and stuttering drums. The cow bell is incorporated due to it's nature of existing on farms. You will notice pig squealing off the bat, as it sounds like a hog being stabbed in the gut repeatedly.

I would say to exercise caution when using this word, but the people involved of enjoying of this music are typically pussy.

1="Hey man, do you like that new Swine Core shizzle?"
2="Naw, it's hard to understand pig-language when your not bulbous."
1="Good point."

by StandardSpaniard October 30, 2010