Swaass

This is the wet substance that occurs in your ass crack. This is much like the sweat on the rest of your body but with a distinct scent and a thicker solution. You can tell you have swaas if you scratch your lower back and feel a gewwy slim at the peak of the crack, or it smells like you have takein a dookie in your pants.

"It was so hot outside today that I had swaass, like a five dollar French horror!"

by Brad Hyde March 7, 2005

bums in seats

(also "butts in seats" and "butts in the seats"): spectators who have been drawn into a theatre or other entertainment by a low-brow, mass-appeal production. A reference to the economic demand on entertainment business producers to attract paid attendance.

"We need a show that will put bums in seats."

by Oscar Madison April 26, 2006

cheap seats

An amazing TV show on ESPN classic in which Jason and Randy Sklar make fun of sports shows that have run on ESPN.

Cheap Seats airs on ESPN Classic at 11:30pm and 2:30am

by Salvo85 August 13, 2006

The Great Shatsby

Founded by Bruce Willis in 2002, The Great Shatsby involves Cleaveland Steaming in the cleavage of a female followed by a rambunctious titty fucking for hours on end. This WILL result in having a poop-dick.

"dude, did you get laid last night?"
"hell nah, sex is for old people...I gave her The Great Shatsby"

by ready or not here i cum July 19, 2009

spats

A couple of retards or annoying people. Or just plain stupid people.

Person 1:Dude Kelly and George were sticking their tongues out making duck noises yesterday.
Person 2: Wow, what spats.

Person 2:HAHA OMG GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! OMG! OMG! OMG! GUESS WHAT! YOULL NEVER GUES! OM-
Person 1:Spat.

by LaurenL April 5, 2007

SATS

Acronym for Socially Acceptable Tourette's Syndrome. A less recognized, but much more common variation of traditional Tourette's Syndrome. People who suffer from (/enjoy) SATS are prone to sudden, seemingly involuntary outbursts of excited profanity when suddenly excited or irritated. SATS episodes are almost always non-violent and the people having SATS don't have nervous tics or involuntary spasms, though occasional growling, laughing, or light screaming is not uncommon.

"Dude, what the fuck!? Why won't this assfaced-fucktarded piece-o-shit page muthafuckin up-fuckin-load?! ...grrrr.... fuckityfuckfuckfuck!" ~SATS

by Munky! January 13, 2009

Swagster

Swag-ster: Taken from the root word (swag), the opposite of a hipster, a swagster is one who brags about his swag and considers hims to be kickbutt. Swagsters tend to be more of a wannabe group of young adults who live in the suburbs or a rich downtown area. They dress ghetto and think anything ghetto is cool. They have don’t have swag. Real swagsters don’t care about swag and don’t even talk about it. Others who talk about swag in an ironic are not swagsters, they are just making fun of them. Swagsters can be found chilling at wal mart or the local town square. They say they like hard core rap but only listen to mainstream rap artists lil wayne. Also, they wear Taylor Gang clothes and drink their mom’s booze

Person 1: Yo dude! I got so wasted last night and even got arrested! Yolo!
Person 2: Stop trying to be a swagster. You still live with your mom.

by I like Crayons July 27, 2012