dollar store cookies

the cheap gift a deadbeat dad gives his kids on his rare visits and the kids think he is a hero

My ex shows up after eight months with dollar store cookies for my son's birthday and his face lights up like he bought him a new bike.

by catwoman64 June 28, 2011

milk store

the place dad went for 32 years

Dad: im gon go to the milk store

Me: o k
Also me: wait its been 32 years

by themostbestestbest October 15, 2019

dollar store whore

A very sexually easy woman. Or a sexually cheap woman. Cheaper than a 2 dollar whore. Also Dolla Sto Ho.

I can't believe James been running around with that dollar store whore.

by KMama June 12, 2006

in-store

verb. The act of performing a mini musical set, usually as a daytime tour stop/promotional effort, by a band or solo artist.

Gonna catch Nada Surf when they in-store on Wednesday? Beats paying $16 that night....

by withoutayard January 13, 2008

Grandmom's Grocery Store

When you go to your grandmothers house, and get all the shit you need... for free!!

Example: Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Bread, Milk, Cheese, Spaghettio's, Garbage Bags, Oreo's, Cereal, Pasta, Tuna Fish.

Anything she has that would benefit you.

We need toilet paper, lets go to Grandmom's Grocery Store.

by Jameson Moonshine January 2, 2012

The Jerk Store Called, They're Running out of You!

George Costanza's burn that he invented in response to a co-worker telling him that "Hey George the Ocean called, they are running out of shrimp" He thinks it is the greatest diss ever, but all his friends don't laugh at it

From the show Seinfeld

George: The Jerk Store called, They're running out of you!
Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine: Ehhhh

by Sinatrafan77 January 8, 2012

epic games store

shitty chinese spy app made to compete with steam

have you heard epic games store i heard its chinese spy app

by overlord hitler February 12, 2019