Stoner 

An incompetent dolt that wishes in life only to get high, Forever working at Burger King or Spencers. Wondering where life went wrong, A collection of bongs worth their entire life savings. Drives only 15 year old Hyundais with 420, Bob Marley and Grateful Dead stickers covering it.

Bob: Man I showed up so stoned for the SATs i only got a 1100!

Frank: I showed up after a bottle of tequila and 3 beers and got a 1580. You probably should not be a stoner, Maybe you should be so drunk you urinate on the proctor next time...

Sally: I came in blind stinking sober and got a 1228, maybe next time a bottle of vodka for breakfast.

Stoner by The_Drunken_Nun August 17, 2012

stoner 

smokin' pot and lovin' it yo...

erm...... not sure sorry

stoner by a very stoned Lol June 9, 2005

Stoner 

A useless member of society that smokes marjuana on a daily baisis. They don't like it when you look down on them because they think they are actually worth something. In reality all they do is go home in thier studio apartment (or freeloading off an unfortunate Roomate) smoke a joint, then do a podcast. activities of a stoner involve giggling uncontrollably, Liquiding (Strange arm movements, probably a mating call), Listening to dubstep, and eating what ever munchies thier roommate has to offer. Stoners can habitually be seen at bong stores, outside 7-11, under bridges, ect.

Steriod Monkey1:Hey! see you see those stoners over there?

Steriod Monkey2: Oh yeah!

Both SM1 and SM2: STONER BASHING TIME

Stoner by Yourmothersnewboyfriend March 3, 2011

Stoner 

Same thing as a pothead; A person who smokes marijauna

The people hanging out in the park smoking weed are stoners

Stoner by Disgruntled Winnipeger September 5, 2005

stoner 

Someone who partakes in the consumption of marijuana in order to bring about a euphoric high. They generally hold a carefree attitude towards life and are pretty much apathetic towards everything besides the quality of their drug. A stoner can be found living in the cluttered basement of their parents, even after the age of 18. These people tend to be extremely lazy and lack the motivation to complete common tasks such as getting a job or washing their clothes. As a result, these people are more inclined to be dirty modern-day hippies. Stoners claim to have a greater appreciation for the arts but this is actually just the marijuana affecting the auditory and visual receptors in the brain. Holding a constructive conversation with a stoner is virtually impossible due to the fact that their short-term memory is faded or they are constantly day-dreaming. These creatures are generally passive but may turn aggressive if their marijuana or pipe is in jeopardy.

I would maybe bang that girl if she wasn't such a dirty stoner.

stoner by CMcNasty April 24, 2005

Stoner 

A person who is true to the holy herb, and blazes often..

typically with long hair, and red eyes.

this guy is a good example is this guy who is a stoner

www.youtube .com/watch?v=Arza0wz-QEk

Stoner by mr??? June 30, 2009

Stoner 

A person who lounges around, smoking cannabis, to avoid daily responsibilities and blames the government for their low wages.

1: You remember that stoner that dropped out of school?

2: Yeah isn’t he working at McDonald’s, even after 8 years?

Stoner by CaptainDeadpool69 March 6, 2019