Stirring the mustard

Female masturbation resulting in urination.

Sheila left a big yellow stain on the bed after she was stirring the mustard.

by SameKindofStupid November 30, 2018

stirring the teabag

To use one's scrotal sack to stir another's beverage. (Preferably in an anticlockwise direction).

Also see reading the tea leaves

"Oh mate, you were so drunk last night you 'stirred the teabag' in that chicks drink".

Or

"I was stirring the teabag in that mojito so long last night my balls are numb"

by Ardet Malious November 06, 2017

stir the plot

Causing or exacerbating a problem or causing "drama"

James dont stir the plot.
James stop stiring the plot.

by Jk5002 March 01, 2021

stirring vanilla

When a man has sex with his partner who has very recently had sex with someone else.

Example:

Friend 1: Your wife was cheating on you?
Friend 2: Worse, I found out later that one time she had sex with her boss at work and then came home and we had sex.
Friend 1: Dude! You were stirring vanilla!

by ryeprotagonist October 03, 2013

Stir Fried

Throwing together multiple strains of weed into one bowl/joint/blunt.

We have about a half gram each so we'll just throw it all together and smoke a stir fry bowl.

Dude, lets get stir fried!

by AHor4U November 21, 2011

cold stir

A method of preparing a syringe of heroin, cocaine, or other water soluble, injectable substances. The cold stir utilizes not flame or heat to “cook” the shot. This is typically utilized in areas where powdered heroin (as opposed to tar) is readily accessible and the application of heat is not needed.

Did you have to cook it? Nah bruh, cold stir - down the hatch, Sheriff of Noddingham mode.

by Magic Mike & The Big D July 21, 2022

Stir Fry

The act of taking two chopsticks and inserting them into a girl's vagina, and then moving them around as if to stir veggies on a wok.

Girl 1: Agh, my cooche still hurts from last night.

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: My boyfriend experimented stir fry on me last night.

by banjo007 May 14, 2010