False Stat Guy 

one who provides, knowingly or unknowingly, incorrect information, confidently as if it where fact. the false information is then backed up by some magnificent (fictitious) source of origination.

anyone who is NOT Chuck Norris.

Mr. Miyagi always told Daniel-san that Ford Mustangs are for 16 year-old girls, according to a double blind study done by Seventeen magazine. Daniel-san called Mr. Miyagi a False Stat Guy since badass Bobby (from the Cobra Kai dojo) drives the automatic V8 GT model.

False Stat Guy by Liam Neeson (of the movie Willow) May 30, 2007

Baller Stat 

When something holds the status of being baller.

initial statement: "yeah i ate chipotle 3 times this week." response: "ah that's baller stat man."

Baller Stat by Nate March 20, 2003

G-Stat 

it's shortened for gas station

hey man let's go to the G-stat and get pop and gas!

G-Stat by Dylano January 1, 2006

G STAT 

1. Shortened for G stauts which is gangsta status!

Our convo was so G stat

G STAT by akila May 2, 2005

walla stat 

crazy, wierd as a bitch on crack like boom dada



booya

you walking down the street you see some crazy motha fucka trying to crwal up the wall like spiderman. the dumbshit falls and your first coment should be "nigga that shit was walla stat

sssssuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk iiiiiiiitttttt!!!!!!!!!!!

walla stat by ur moms hairy nipple February 20, 2005

e stat 

Pulling a number or "fact" out of your ass based purely on assumption to sound convincing in an argument.

a: I wonder how many people have cheated on a university exam
b: Well at least 80%.
a: cmon bro, thats just e stat ("you just pulled that number out of your ass, you have no fact to support that statement")

e stat by Cruxified May 2, 2018

Ball Stat

One who has acheived complete baller status; one who has balls

Check out Kyle and his new island, he is such a ball stat!

Ball Stat by shayner lass July 29, 2006