Spastic.

Fraser

Wow Fraser is such a spastic.

by Gigi24127283930 February 25, 2022

Spastic

Adj. Characterizing someone as spazzy and wacky and out of control

Lindsey was spastic like Anna from Frozen.

by Swagmufffins July 20, 2018

spastic elastic

A disabled gymnast

Sadie can’t walk and therefore can’t do gymnastics anymore she is a spastic elastic

by The sexual serpent January 25, 2024

Spastic

Dizz

Yup I look at the moon sometimes

Has viper been talking about me

“Wow look at dizz , she’s still trying to put the words together correctly what as spastic.”
“Is dizz really that dumb, how hasn’t she got child services to take her darling ANDREW away yet”

by Sxmmy26 September 7, 2021

Spastic

Used to call someone clever

You are a spastic man!

Thanks so much xx

by Paddy Mcpaddy July 11, 2023

spastic

Spastic means someone who is very crazy. Basically they are quite stupid and do stuff that they know is wrong but they dont give a shit.

(Name) is the most spastic person I have ever met.

by DaffyDuckIsStupidButMyFav💞 May 19, 2021

Spastic's Handshake

Named for the fact that mongs often don't know their own strength

"I fingered Sonya behind the bins at the YMCA last night, her fanny was as tight as a spastic's handshake"

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020