Sockman

one who is in-tune with nature, a earthen warrior that fights all who oppose him, the top ten most bad-ass mother fuckers you've ever meet. A Sockman has no morals and will kill anyone who annoys him, he is represented by the color green and only answers to higher powers or people of equal strength, usually his friends.

(Bill) Did you see Sockman?

(Ted): Yeah, that dude nearly killed me!

(Bill): I know, he's like God or something!

by Sockman January 15, 2009

Sock Evolution

The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.

I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.

by Dansla116 February 21, 2011

odd sock

An affectionate term for person who behaves in a strange and puzzling way.

"She was wearing a tea-cozy on her head again, what an odd sock she is"

by MistressBunnyHopLC July 4, 2008

crusty sock syndrome

When you jerk off into a sock but the bust is so big your sock gets completely coated and becomes crusty. Depending on the bust the sock could become crusty enough to snap like a twig.

Jared: Damn my crusty socks! Another one got crusty enough and snapped!
Dylan: Awwww dude, got a case of crusty sock syndrome? R.I.P.
Jared: Yeah dude, I saved up for like a week and had some high quality porn.

by Dem_Bois May 4, 2018

cum sock surprise

When you cum in a sock and you repeatedly strike the woman with it until she’s bruised

“Hey where’d you get those bruises?”
“I got a cum sock surprise from my fiancé”

by bocaj January 2, 2021

I’M A SOCK

What one says when they bundle up in a hoodie as if in transformation, and flee from all social activity and emotion.

Tammy: “ Let’s all play truth or dare!”

Cristine really doesn’t want to so, she bundles up in her sweater

Cristine: “I’M A SOCK”

by Bannath May 12, 2018

Goosed Hand Sock

A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.

- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.

Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!

by Rolly DeVor March 3, 2022