Soaking The Rug

1.When a couple decide to have sex in the shower and figure out that it is a huge pain in the ass. They proceed to move things outside, possibly on the shower rug that you step on directly outside of said shower. Being drenched, they both "soak the rug."

2. Cumming on/within the confines of your partners pubic hair.
1. Deeds: Forget this shower babe, it's too restricting.

Sonoma: Shall we proceed in Soaking The Rug?

2. Squeekwal: Baby, I'm thinking of Soaking The Rug.

ChuckE: Bring it on, and stay away from my eyes.
by Mickey Fan March 22, 2009
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Soak stick

A tampon or other device used by a woman to soak up the blood released during her cycle.
Lauren had to go put a soak stick up her love hole.
by Teal Simmons June 25, 2007
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Soaked Otter

When the inside of a womans foxhole becomes so wet it resembles a wet soaky otter!!
Soaked Otter
by Big Sammmm May 29, 2010
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Soak the Snake

When you leave your penis in a woman’s vagina, but don’t move. You soak.

Alternatively, the way Mormons circumvent the prohibition on pre-marital sex.
She let me soak the snake for five hours last night, I thought I was in a sensory depravation tank. Just spit on it my dude.
by Taint long June 01, 2019
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Soaking Assistant

The person who assists in Mormon "soaking" by moving the bed from underneath to create more sexual pleasure without the "Soakers" themselves moving
Will: Want to soak this weekend

Jamie: I'll get my friend to be the Soaking Assistant
by Sir_Callum September 11, 2022
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Soak Tins

Drink beers, preferably with the homies.
by zillyzillyking April 27, 2020
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take a soak

"Damn Helen, you need to take a soak."

"I need to relax by taking a nice long soak."
by xxz-iowa July 14, 2016
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