SNAPS

Adj. used to describe money or skills.

Yo you got some snaps for the movie?
or
Damn homey got all the snaps on the mic

by Justice October 16, 2002

SNAPS

praise for a job well done

snaps for reeling in your man!

by l November 9, 2003

creeper snaps

Cocaine that is smooth and the effect sneaks up on you for a smooth, crisp high

Damn, these are creeper snaps. I'm lovin' it, what about you?

by Da Skrill July 10, 2006

snaps on the petro

To give someone money for gas. Also can be used when lending youre friend money to have sex with a prostitute.

CKASH: Shit all yall niggaz slangin that shit in da hood and aint none of yall got snaps on the petro.

by young jeezy August 1, 2005

Snapsey

A snapsey, or the self titled "Snapester" is a fugitive, best known for evading the old bill on numerous occasions. Often witnessed driving a 1986 Mini Cooper (vertically on two wheels) it also engages in other UN-believable acts. Legend states that a snapsey once out-drank the England rugby team in a "top shelf" pint contest. Other stories claim that the snapsey scaled Truro cathedral after a "rampant gangbang" and woke up clutching the edge protection of the east tower. The regularity and ambiguous nature of the Snapey stories has lead many to believe he is simply a no good bullshitter, incapable of creating interest by any way other than lying.

Gary: Oohh man, went out big style last night. Took a pedallo out to Africa and woke up in a tribes teepee.

Shaun: Fuck off Gary? You didn't leave your mums bedroom last night! You were reaching around her underwear draws trying to find her dildo?! Your such a snapsey!

by Bentnar February 20, 2011

SNAFU

Situation normal all fucked up.

Today at work was a typical snafu.

by the mookster April 1, 2008

snaffle bits

1. Any woman possessing a particularly long head and horse-like teeth. Often found laughing riotously, but with no sound being omitted from their person and/or eating celery.

Drunk #1: That chick has a hot body. Too bad about the face though.

Drunk #2: I'm just worried about the potential scraping issues. She make think it's a piece of celery.

Drunk #1: Right on bra, let's leave this snaffle bits be.

by The Taste of Lemonade November 8, 2009