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SNAPES

A diseasous organism clearly visable to the human eye, caution generally clings on to the anal passage and can be identified by it's form.
Form includes a pile like basis that is the main source of both illness and weakness,
Multiple snake like tenatcles that flail in distortion causing painfull passage scars, and finally snapes includes , ilke its conterpart meaning, a sticky immovable liquid flows from them to around your ass crack, preventing you from removing them.
Its practically to release a butt goblin whilst these are clinging on to your ass, but have no fe3ar to remove these all you have to do is attempt to sit on a nail whilst jossling ol pogo at the same time.(Simultaneously.)
UNFORTUNATLEY THIS MAY RESULT IN SPADES IF DONE WRONG.
Ooh crap! i sat on my snapes again... oh wait there attatching themselves to the chair.
Let go!
Some one help please get the screwdriver Now!
by Anonymous D: July 6, 2011
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Playin with the shapes

My boy mikie LOOOOOOOOVES playin with the shapes
by Insane V October 20, 2004
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shapeshifta

To totally dominate or destroy something. You must yell this outloud when you do destroy.
I shapeshifted all over there dat biotch.
by P-Unit May 13, 2005
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Shapester

An out of shape individual. One who does not exercise and their physical appearance is indicative of their sedentary lifestyle and poor dietary regimen. Pejorative. Term originated in New York City metro area.
Person 1: "Ah man, that's a fucking shapester."
Person 2: "Yeh, there is no good reason that she should be dressed like that."
by Ljer37 May 26, 2008
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smaples

1. eyelash lint

2. clumps of mascara left behind from a sloppy makeup job
1: Bro, what's on your eye?

2: Just some smaples, bro.

1: Gnarrrly, bro. But you might wanna get that off.

2: I'm workin on it.

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1: OMG, Haily, you have smaples on your eyes!!!!

2: OMG WHERE WHERE GET IT *rubs eyes*

1: You got it :))))

2: Ok let's go shopping :)
by Squishy Wishy March 9, 2011
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smaaesh

Smashing but it's more intense
Dude he wasn't just smashing her, he was smaaeshing dude
by oh mighty faggot February 25, 2017
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Stapes

A moment of supreme idiocy leaving an extraordinary male stuck in work
Did I leave the car door open and flatten the battery, sorry dave I pulled a right fucking Stapes
by Admittedly amazing June 1, 2017
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