When you lick your finger and put it under someone else's nose, giving them a spit moustache; a variation on the wet willie but considerably more unpleasant as the victim is forced to smell the saliva.
by dustygreenvacuum May 24, 2014
Get the Sloppy Chaplinmug. noun.
A texter that consistently sends texts that are seasoned with random letters, punctuations, and wildly mis-spelled words. Even a trained translator might have trouble deciphering a sloppy texter's message.
A texter that consistently sends texts that are seasoned with random letters, punctuations, and wildly mis-spelled words. Even a trained translator might have trouble deciphering a sloppy texter's message.
Chrissy's text: Hey, how was the party last night?
Sloppy Texter Reply: Bbe/ : ) tha partyu qwasnt! bad evnthough. i chppedd d my tooth. on the keg? hw r u.?
Sloppy Texter Reply: Bbe/ : ) tha partyu qwasnt! bad evnthough. i chppedd d my tooth. on the keg? hw r u.?
by tamUHra October 30, 2011
Get the Sloppy Textermug. When you drink until you black out, pull down your pants and pull out your dick and chase your homies with it.
by DannyBro98 September 13, 2020
Get the Danny Sloppymug. by PenisNutter August 26, 2013
Get the sloppy facemug. When you are in a porta pottie and are taking a huge shit, a shit so large it is almost of equivalent size and nature to the bomb dropped on Hiroshima. Suddenly, you get the urge to jack off or have sloppy butt sex with a random person. Because the lotion is so far away, you scoop out some shit from the toilet and use that as lubricant.
1. One time John went into the porta pottie after Kyle did the Sloppy Hiroshima to his girlfriend...he is currently in therapy.
2.
Cameron:dude I gotta take a shit, where's the porta pottie?
Matt: It's over there but I wouldn't use it, last night Fernando got drunk and did a sloppy hiroshima in there.
Cameron: Dude, fuck him.
2.
Cameron:dude I gotta take a shit, where's the porta pottie?
Matt: It's over there but I wouldn't use it, last night Fernando got drunk and did a sloppy hiroshima in there.
Cameron: Dude, fuck him.
by Thatfatguydatdadrunkgirlshooku September 2, 2012
Get the Sloppy Hiroshimamug. by CumHereOften? December 1, 2020
Get the Sloppy Toppymug. A sexual act where someone vomits into a popsicle maker, then freezes the vomit and shoves the frozen throw up into the anus of the other person in order to lick it out as it melts.
by :0c=3forlife April 8, 2010
Get the Sloppy Mugaveromug.