Anakin Skywalker 

A hot man. A youngling slayer. Doesn’t have the high ground (or limbs).

Me: anakin skywalker is hot
My bestie: get help

Anakin Skywalker by StarWarsSlays July 5, 2023

Luke skywalker 

A goofy, whiny, twink

Din djarin: are you a Jedi
Luke skywalker: will you marry me

Luke skywalker by StarWarsSlays July 5, 2023

Anakin Skywalker 

The prophesied chosen one who brought balance. He was fatherless and had the most midichlorians ever recorded, exceeding 20000, and was apprenticed under Jedi Master and High Jedi General Obi Wan Kenobi of the Third Systems Army. He was knighted during the Clone War conflict, and was the renowned General of the 501st Battalion (later 501st Legion of the Galactic Empire as Darth Vader), which was also lead by Clone Commander CT-7567 "Rex" and Former Jedi Commander and Padawan Ahsoka Tano, Skywalker's apprentice. He later turned to the dark side and became the Sith lord Darth Vader, and fought his former master on the planet Mustafar. He lost the duel, lost his limbs and was reduced to an angry, crispy man who struggled to breathe in his black, pressurised suit after he burned. He was later redeemed by his son, Luke Skywalker, destroying Vader and his master, Darth Sidious, eradicating the Sith once and for all.

Anakin Skywalker is a cool general who treats his Clones like men

Anakin Skywalker by CC-8826 September 23, 2023

Thor skywalker

Svensk ”musikproducent” som köper sex av prostituerade tjejer på only fans. Narcissist som är mästare på att ljuga och går igång på 16 åringar. Otrogen mot sina flickvänner och kallar dom galna

Den där Thor Skywalker på insta följer massa tjejer på Instagram. Sitter och runkar till tjejer online

Thor skywalker by Jfkdjd December 28, 2023

Luke Skywalker 

When the guy shoots his load so hard and so accurately in her nostril that it forces a reaction of snorting the load in followed by sneezing

Why is she sneezing so hard and angrily?
Oh, I Luke Skywalkered her good

Luke Skywalker by Millennial Grandad February 3, 2024

Anakin Skywalker 

The chosen one who doesn't have the high ground, isn't a master, and really doesn't like sand

Anakin Skywalker: "I don't like sand, It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

Anakin Skywalker by MasterCheifTheFlyingBrick April 30, 2024

Anakin Skywalker 

Dude does NOT like sand. "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." -Anakin Skywalker Attack of the Clones 2002. He was also played by Hayden Christensen who is... AMAZING

OBI WAN: Hey Anakin, I never asked but do you like sand?

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: NEVER MENTION SAND EVER AGAIN TO ME OR I WILL TAKE THE HIGH GROUND AWAY FROM YOU

Anakin Skywalker by .fun. April 30, 2024