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Size her

To approach her or eye her. (Give her the look.)
“Yo that girl at the end of the bar bad af ok then go size her”
by Size her May 11, 2025
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size Queen

A woman who only fucks well hung guys. Often will tell you the size of cocks she's had and size your cock up in terms of how it fits in. That's a size Queen.
Nicole was a true size Queen. On our first date, we fucked in the back of my car and she compleimented my 7x6 inch cock. At the same time she sized my cock up against the cocks she had and indicated their lengths and thicknesses using her arm. Despite being above average, she made me feel small compared to the 8-9 and even 10 inch cocks she had.
by kam75xx May 16, 2025
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Size Duke

OMG they were such a size duke, even my 7 inches wasn't big enough for them!
by IJustReallyHateNazisMan October 23, 2025
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Dysfunctional family size

A level of measurement, in this case it denotes one 1.75 L bottle of hard alcohol.

You're guaranteed to find at least one of these hidden in every white, suburban pantry. Their main purpose is to sedate soccer moms and allow their underage kids to get shit housed and try to play tennis with the cat.
Man, last night was boring as hell until Mark found his mom's dysfunctional family sized bottle of Cuervo. Next thing I know we turned his living room into a slip n' slide and Ashley puked in the china cabinet.
by Elwood Lane November 4, 2012
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of size

The euphemism for a large or obese person. Soon to be adopted by airlines who have to be careful not to overfill their flights.
"Oh man. Last week, I had to sit in a middle seat between two people of size. It was not pretty."
by Moggraider February 19, 2010
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Adjusted Penis Size

From the SouthPark episode TMI. According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches.
by Ingrid Cole June 21, 2011
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Burrito Size Queen

Phrase used to describe a person who goes to chipotle and complains their burrito isn’t big enough and as such is a Burrito Size Queen (BSQ). Definition similar to “Size Queen” but for Burritos, “BSQ” for short.

This person typically asks for more of every ingredient until they need to double wrap it. Frequently heard in line saying, you call that double meat, I’m gonna need more than that to feel satisfied.
Customer: Can I have some extra meat I’m a bit of a Burrito Size Queen.

Customer to friend: I feel like such a Burrito Size Queen when I have to ask for more meat at chipotle, it’s just hard to tell what your getting depending upon who’s working.

Employees: Man did you see that guy total Burrito Size Queen asked for so much I had to double wrap it.
by DudeBro1979 May 26, 2020
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