Shoot Me With A Stick

When you remember that you need to do something you don't want to do

Person 1: Did you call the doctor yet mate?
Person 2: Crickey, just shoot me with a stick

by alla gomma October 26, 2019

Shooting strings

When a guy is in climax of jacking off and the cum that comes out is so thick that it’s stringy

“Dude i just got this girls nudes yesterday! I was shooting strings!”

by Noraa:) February 8, 2020

Shooting Star Nut

A shooting star nut is when you're having sex outside, with a clear sky so you can see the stars. To accomplish this move you need to pull out and cum at the exact moment a shooting star passes over above you.

"I PULLED OUT, LOOKED UP AND SAW A SHOOTING STAR! IT WAS A RARE SHOOTING STAR NUT!"

by STARDA_RIOT November 12, 2021

ben shooter

ben shooter has big nips and rolls everyone thinks he likes men no girls would shag him unless he shows his man tits

person 1: oh shit its a earthquake
person 2: nah ben shooter fell over trying to catch a cricket ball

by ethanenye69 June 25, 2019

shoot

The only correct response to "Can I ask you a question?" besides "You just did."

"Can I ask you a question?"
"Shoot."

by Lairor December 9, 2004

shoot your club up

To Cum Inside of a woman.

I wanna shoot your club up later on tonight.

by Bighomie14 June 16, 2017

shooters gotta shoot

You're a shooter. You the man/woman. You gotta take your chance and attempt for your goal.
Usually used in a sexual/relationship context.

Kennedy: "Idk if I should slide with this girl, I might get stood up."
Carl: "Bro, you gotta try. You're a shooter. Shoot your shot."
Kennedy: "You right bro, Shooters gotta shoot."

by a.p.javichisimo October 4, 2017