shanted

Originating from a combination of getting shagged and cunted comes 'shanted' which simply means to massively exceed the recommended amount of alcohol in a single drinking session. Especially appropriate in Pikey/ gypsy circles.

'fuck it let's get shanted'

by Southern Tranny July 23, 2009

over before it started

a term used to describe a hook up that has no chance of turning into a relationship

"Jay and I hooked up a week ago, he now wont respond to any of my texts or look at me in class, looks like this was over before it started"

"He was so hot, so I slept with him. I don't feel bad about it. We met at a bar at 2 a.m. It was over before it started."

by wolfpacc December 8, 2009

lazer sharked

Being high.

on anything.

the term was coined by a couple of guys high on weed though.

Dude, I'm so lazer sharked. I have no idea whats going on.

by Jaynik July 11, 2007

shartdusting

an attempt to crop dust in which the person sharts, but continues to crop dust anyway

That doesn't smell like you were crop dusting, it smells like you were shartdusting!

by Sir Brownyorkawitz January 22, 2011

snarted

the act of sneezing and farting at the same time

she sneezed so hard that she farted at the same time....she snarted!

by AGZ123 May 19, 2008

shafted

to get screwed over

Johnny was shafted by Natalie at Sam's party.

by dinosaur baby cat December 9, 2008

Shafted

a)when someone is "jipped"
b)when someone is shutdown or brushed off

"Want to go out with me?"
"No"
"Ooh! Shafted!"

by Minister of Eriador October 29, 2004