Scan

A person who is in a state of monks or someone who is acting like a monks

Last night my bro was being very scan when he lied to my face

by Gingerpubes1691 April 11, 2017

Scanning The Visa

Losing your virginity, or playing the v-card. Taking somebody's virginity, like scanning their v-card.

Kevin: Dude guess what?
Ben: What?
Kevin: I just met this really hot girl, i'm gonna see her tonight.
Ben: Hmmm, are you thinking about scanning the visa?

by MistressMary October 02, 2011

Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it

So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha

by Misscriant October 31, 2020

Scan my papers

Fuck the living shit outta someone till they pass out

Moose: Ezra can I come to your house to scan my papers?

by R_@_N October 23, 2019

scanning ham

Beating yo meat stick with hella force

I was scanning ham because I saw a hood looking Fortnite skin…

by Bucket coach June 26, 2023

DOG scan

Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.

I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.

by QuacksO August 03, 2018