shitzophrenia 

Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BILL: Do you have shitzophrenia?

BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?

BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?

BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.

shitzophrenia by Joey Schwartzman February 21, 2006

schizophrenic 

See warrior

schizophrenic by Brad Dotlich October 20, 2003

schizophonia 

Having schizophrenia but to cover it up you have a blue-tooth headset in, so it looks like you are talking to someone but you're really talking to yourself.

Schizophrenic Bob is standing in an elevator and he screams, "Who do you think you are?!" Everyone around him looks at him, but they don't think anything of it because he has schizophonia.

schizophonia by Toast Ogden December 16, 2008

Shitzophrenia 

(Noun) Informal medical name for severe diarrhoea especially the explosive liquid kind that sprays the toilet bowl.

Hey Junaid, I heard you were diagnosed with a case of shitzophrenia.

Shitzophrenia by Juna358 April 4, 2019

schizophrenic cowboy 

a person who is completly random

bob- look at that guy over there
steve- damn, what a schizophrenic cowboy

schizophrenic cowboy by OaklandRaiderEJ May 2, 2011

schizophrenic template 

A poorly organized web site full of insane ramblings, usually centered on the page, which change the color, font size, and capitalization of words at random. They often contain irrelevant links and pictures, page-long alt tags, and animated backgrounds. Such sites tend to be about religion, aliens, conspiracy theories, and dead babies.

These people all seem to be using a standard schizophrenic template.

schizophrenic template by nameless five September 3, 2005

Schizophonia 

When after several months of the same ringtune, it becomes so familliar, you can hear it so vividly to the point where you answer your phone only to realize your phone didn't actually ring

Darryl - Hold on my phone is ringing
Ciaran - I don't hear anything
Darryl - No seriously where is my phone someone is trying to reach me
Ciaran - Dude you are suffering from schizophonia
Darryl - YEs...brb someone is phoning me again

Schizophonia by Jackywackywinky July 2, 2009