sex-satchel

The scrotum, or referring to the scrotum and testicles as an entire package.

Oh yeah, recently i've been seeing some things that make me glad to posess a sex-satchel...

by Xerxes da Phat November 8, 2004

Nut Satchel

the preverbial bag that containes your testies a.k.a. your nut sack

I just got kicked in the Nut Satchel.

Quit being such a Nut Satchel George.

by Nubby G January 7, 2010

man satchel

Also commonly known as the "crime scene" or ball sac.

Amy's speech explaining the man satchel was accidentially overheard by the entire office, the resulting double entendre peaked everyone's interest. You kind of had to be there, bro.

by Paul & Nate December 15, 2007

Cack Satchel

A place, project or thing that has gone wrong in numerous and potentially malodorous ways.

This bar used to be pretty good, but it's completely changed. Bit of a cack satchel now.

Windows Mobile. Cack Satchel.

by The Fat Controller January 8, 2010

hooter satchel

A bra.

On Tuesday nights my old lady digs through the Planet Aid boxes in the Walmart parking lot to score a free hooter satchel.

by Zavolta January 9, 2018

home made satchel

any individual having more than average experiences with homosexuality

"Ha ha. Look at Greenleaf and Lynch having sex. They must be home made sachels."

by Mike Gagnon June 11, 2003

Twat satchel

a small, pocket, purse or bag which contains twats to be taken to various locations

"Shirley, dont forget your twat satchel!"

by Jimmy Chesnut cheeks October 18, 2006