Sasquatch dick

A male with a horrendous looking dick;A dick with too much hair than normal
"Oh my god Becky that guy from the party had a total sasquatch dick, i could'nt even find it"
by ArizonaNative June 10, 2008
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Sasquatch Beaver

When a woman's bush is so un-tamed and hairy that it gives a man a brush burn on the side of his rod.
Had I known that she had a Sasquatch Beaver I would have brought my weed wacker to tame that bush.
by SueWrightMoreWoodHarder October 07, 2018
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sasquatch trap

refers to a bikini or panties worn by a woman who doesn't shave. Typically the hair is escaping the sides of said clothing.
Sue was at the pool in her sasquatch trap. It looked like she hadn't shaved in 2 years.
by Paul Stanley's genitals July 11, 2008
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sasquatch lover

v. guys who sleeps with grotesquely large, hairy women and tries to justify it as ok
Guy 1: Dude, that chick is a freakin ogre... looks like a moldly, overstuffed sausage in that tanktop with that hairy spare tire, you're such a sasquatch lover!
by unhelpful1 June 30, 2010
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The immaculate sasquatch

A sexual act in which one partner (preferably a male above the age of 50 with a deep scratchy voice) puts on a Sasquatch costume with a hole in the genital region. The male proceeds to take viagra in order to get as hard as possible then slips his cock into the hole. Then proceeds to grab the partner by the hips and throw them up in the air as high as possible. The male then Thrusts his hips in an upward fashion to catch his partner anally with his penis.
Fuck! I can’t believe my cock is bent from failing the immaculate sasquatch last night.
by Iffyclover September 16, 2019
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Sasquatch Porn

Kinky pornographic material that involves a girl (or boy) venturing into the forest in search of the mysterious hair covered mongoloid, and they do it in the forest.
Last night I was home alone, and feeling lonely so I watched some Sasquatch porn then called my neighbor and asked him to dress up so we could fuck in my yard.
by sasquatchlvr68 September 06, 2010
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Sasquatched

To be intoxicated under the influence of Six Rivers Brewery's Sasquatch Strong Ale (9.3% alcohol content).
"We got sasquatched up in McKinleyville last night."
by 6R October 10, 2007
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