Stanford goggles

The girls are so ugly at Stanford, you ain't gettin' no play unless you put on the Stanford goggles and take what you can get!

That cracka is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with that bitch...Stanford goggles to the extreme!

by Nick D February 7, 2003

Stanfording

It is when you are obsessed about Stanford and keep saying "Stanford! Stanford! I got into Stanford!!"

Nosey: "I GOT INTO STANFORD! OMG OMG! Stanford! It's Stanford!!"

Isra: "We get it. Stop Stanfording!"

by The Stanforder March 26, 2010

Stanford University

A school in Palo Alto, CA that is generally considered one of the top 5 academic institutions and the premier sports school in America. The girls are extremely beat and the party scene is deader than Leland Stanford Jr., but still.

Joe had a 1600 SAT score, a perfect 4.0 GPA, was class president, state champion in 3 sports, and started an non-profit orphanage in Ethiopia. Harvard, Yale, MIT, and Princeton were drooling over that motherfucker. Stanford rejected him flat-out.

9 out of 10 girls in California is hot. The 10th one goes to Stanford, or UC-Berkeley.

by Nick D September 29, 2003

Stanford

A school that Doesn't exist

Stanford? You mean St.Anford.

by 1600SAT4.0gpaCommunitycollege? March 3, 2019

sanforded it up

When you fuck something up beyond repair. A normal person is capable of doing said task without issue but not you. Named after the legendary "sticks of fury."

I thought if I sent you on that detail you would be okay but you really Sanforded It Up!

by kingaling07 August 15, 2016

Salford Online

Salford Online is a State Sponsored News website in the Republic of Salford. Similar to it's Sister website in North Korea, the site always sticks to the Labour Party line or the propaganda spouted by the Führer, Heil Ian Stewart.

You read Salford online John? Nah, it's Shite.

by Ottewell November 29, 2013

salford face lift

Hair pulled so tight into a pony tail, that it instantly lifts the face, thus reducing wrinkles.

Hey our kid...did you see Tasha the other day? She looked ten years younger. Must be her Salford Face Lift.

by JamButty June 30, 2017