by VesuviusMaximus September 13, 2016

Friend: "Yo dude, I just got ten girls numbers at the mall and a bunch of them want to fuck me!"
You (using extremely low voice): "Dude, we have to call you Brandon Sanders."
You (using extremely low voice): "Dude, we have to call you Brandon Sanders."
by BoobieJohn September 27, 2009

When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.
Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.
by JJ January 19, 2004

by ASlateReader April 24, 2016

A sexual move that involves using KFC grease as lube and putting a chicken leg in a man's rectum. It can be taken to the next level if the women eats the chicken legs afterwards.
by NJTaylor November 9, 2019

OMG he/she just belt sanded the fuck out of that one .
Belt sander - a sander that uses a moving abrasive belt to smooth surfaces.
Belt sander - a sander that uses a moving abrasive belt to smooth surfaces.
by Stormboy01 January 10, 2020

A nice caring good looking fucker you likes to give. Chase Sanders has a one of a million heart. He likes to give back and loves sports. Very kind, sweet, nice person.
by LOOOOOOOOSER February 26, 2017
