Central character of HomestarRunner.com. White armless guy with a speech impediment and a slow wit who nonetheless dates the only girl and has the only propeller cap. Constant victim of Strong Bad and The Cheat. Known for obsessing over Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, Melonade, Mountain Dew, and the witch's brew.
"So what's the W stand fow? Witch's bwew?"
"Befowe I dwink a taww gwass of Mewonade, I wike to eat about a hundwed an' fowty-seven Fwuffity Puffity Mawshalades!"
"Hey Stwong Bah, can I bowwow youw fondue pot?"
"Befowe I dwink a taww gwass of Mewonade, I wike to eat about a hundwed an' fowty-seven Fwuffity Puffity Mawshalades!"
"Hey Stwong Bah, can I bowwow youw fondue pot?"
by Wubbzy February 11, 2004
Get the Homestar Runnermug. by Ace3runner September 23, 2006
Get the free runnermug. An individual who runs through a city’s transit tunnels with the intent of exploration, tagging or escape while dodging security patrols and trains.
"The police have been arresting any tunnel runners they catch trespassing in the subway system."
"Fucking pigs chased me while i was doing a tunnel run last night."
"Fucking pigs chased me while i was doing a tunnel run last night."
by Mista Scribbler June 6, 2003
Get the tunnel runnermug. by mr. Bruthdr July 23, 2019
Get the Naruto Runnersmug. The best book and movie series ever made. It will have you on the edge of your seat the entire time. newt is cute, bye
by CrustyRat08 February 17, 2021
Get the The Maze Runnermug. The no-armed, white, bald, humorous star of a website sharing his name. Usually not intelligent, he has been proven to outsmart his arch-nemesis strong bad on few occasions.
"What!? What the crap just happened? Is it possible I was just outsmarted by Homestar Runner!?" - StrongBad
StrongBad: "So hang on hang on hang on....Let me get this straight. You're betting me that you're cool"
Homestar: "Yep I'm cool."
StrongBad: "And if you're not cool, you have to change you're name to Keven DuBrow...but if you are cool, I have spend the night at the King of Town's?"
Homestar: "That's the deal man. The total deal."
StrongBad: "You're going down, son."
Homestar: "No way man."
StrongBad: "Okay. Let's see you be cool."
Homestar dons a pair of sunglasses.
Homestar: "S'up."
StrongBad: "Ohhhh crap!"
StrongBad: "So hang on hang on hang on....Let me get this straight. You're betting me that you're cool"
Homestar: "Yep I'm cool."
StrongBad: "And if you're not cool, you have to change you're name to Keven DuBrow...but if you are cool, I have spend the night at the King of Town's?"
Homestar: "That's the deal man. The total deal."
StrongBad: "You're going down, son."
Homestar: "No way man."
StrongBad: "Okay. Let's see you be cool."
Homestar dons a pair of sunglasses.
Homestar: "S'up."
StrongBad: "Ohhhh crap!"
by Walker-san March 2, 2004
Get the Homestar Runnermug. john: i got the job at the resort and instead of management i carry towels all day
tom:so your a linen runner
tom:so your a linen runner
by wesleytjohnson October 11, 2008
Get the [linen runner]mug.